{"id":2042,"date":"2023-03-30T01:20:28","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T01:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2023-05-09T11:02:52","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T11:02:52","slug":"get-spanky-widdit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/2023\/03\/30\/get-spanky-widdit\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Spanky Widdit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>High-5<\/em> to all <em>2023 Phoenix WordCampers<\/em> and affiliates thereof !! ;-D  My brain-scramble w\/ y&#8217;all culminated in this &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more Continue Reading-->\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Choose Your Own Adventure <\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230; a tale about our time together, which y&#8217;all are cordially invited to<em> explore<\/em>.  Created as a tribute to the <em>Choose Your Own Adventure<\/em> books that I devoured as a <em>young tyke<\/em> &#8230; ;-D<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GetSpankyWiddit.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2043\" width=\"900\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GetSpankyWiddit.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GetSpankyWiddit-300x217.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GetSpankyWiddit-768x555.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Game On, Right ?!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Excellent !!  <em>Here we go &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Prologue<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;ve just arrived at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.phoenix.wordcamp.org\/2023\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">WordCamp PHX 2023<\/a>.  Check-in takes about 3 seconds thanx to solid organization<em>.  <\/em>Friendly peeps hand you a pre-filled <em>swag bag<\/em>, and you get ushered towards a snack bar that includes <em>kosher cookies<\/em>. ;-D  You are suddenly overcome w\/ the desire to <em>spank <\/em>someone.  What do you do ?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/hello\/\">Spank<\/a> someone<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Go to <em>Full Court<\/em> for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/opening-remarks\/\">Opening Remarks<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/logo_Trailhead-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1524\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/logo_Trailhead-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/logo_Trailhead.jpg 377w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;Throw it back !!&#8221;<br>&#8211; Missy Elliot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>High-5 to all 2023 Phoenix WordCampers and affiliates thereof !! ;-D My brain-scramble w\/ y&#8217;all culminated in this &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[27,1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2042","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-creations","8":"category-fun-stuff","9":"entry"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GetSpankyWiddit_1600_bg-600x400.jpg","featured_image_src_square":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GetSpankyWiddit_1600_bg-600x600.jpg","author_info":{"display_name":"Viv","author_link":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/author\/wpvwu\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":42,"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2848,"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions\/2848"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trailhead.ch\/viv-wuarchoz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}